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Boyfriend Guide

Mon Feb 2, 2009, 4:48 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: My mom talking to my sister on the phone
  • Reading: The words I'm typing
  • Watching: Reno 911
  • Playing: Nothing
-When she walks away from you mad - follow her.
-When she stare's at your lips - kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hits you - grab her & don't let go.
-When she starts cursing at you - kiss her & tell her you love her.
-When shes quiet - ask her whats​ wrong​
​-When she ignores you - give her your attention.
-When she pulls away - pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst - tell her shes beaut​iful.
-When you see her start crying - just hold her & don't say a word.
-When you see her walking - sneak up & hug her waist from behind.
-When shes scared - protect her
-When she lays her head on your shoulder - tilt her head up & kiss her.
-When she steals your favorite hat - let her keep it & sleep with it for a night
-When she teases you - tease her back & make her laugh​
-When she doesn't answer for a long time - reassure every​thing is okay
-When she looks at you with doubt​ - back yourself up with the truth​.
-When she says that she likes you - she really does,​ more than you can understand​.
-When she grabs at your hands​ - hold her and play with her fingers.
-When she bumps into you - bump into her back and make her laugh​
-When she tells you a secret - keep it safe
-When she looks at you in your eyes - don't look away until she does
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - SHES HURTING INSIDE
-When you break her heart​ - the pain NEVER really goes away
-When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin - she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-DON'T let her have the last word.
-NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
-Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When shes mad hug her tight​ and don't let go
-When she says shes okay don't believe it (only if you get the vibe, don't be clingy)
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like shes all that matters to you.
-Let her know shes important.
-When she runs up at you crying,​ the first​ thing​ you say is: "​Who'​s ass am I kicki​ng today​,​ baby?​"​

If you do post this in the next four minut​es the one you love will:​
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfr​iend"​
Girls​ post as: "​Boy friend guide"


*I enjoy having the last word and being called "hot".

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  • Current Residence: Florida
  • Interests: Music,art,nature,literature,family,and comedy
  • Favourite movie: The Dark Knight
  • Favourite band or musician: MCR,Hendrix,FOB,Aretha Franklin
  • Favourite genre of music: 60's,70's,Alternative,rock,country
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  • Personal Quote: "You ever do something that stupid again I will stab you in the neck with a pencil
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